Tuesday, February 17, 2009

My Bloody Valentine

Bridget: I love you so much it hurts
Amanda: I know you love me. but your life can’t revolve around me.
You need to get out there are and have your own.
Bridget: Well, it doesn't matter any more because I’m going to make you hurt just as much as you hurt me. I ‘m tired of you always taking and I’m always giving and what do i have to show for it. Nothing. A girlfriend who after five still won’t commit too. But don’t worry you’ll see soon enough were mean to be together.
Amanda: What do you mean Bridget?
Bridget:Oh, please i was just joking i cant believe you fell for it. I know it wasn't funny i took it to far. Sorry its just that I’m angry and I use hateful word somethings. Sorry Puky!
Amanda: Your still acting weird.
Bridget: It because I’m moody from my period. God give me a Fucking break. I got you a gift and this is how you repay me?
Amanda: You got me a gift? That’s so sweet. Your forgiven.
Bridget: Of course its Valentine’s Day, even though its been a year since I’ve seen you due to the court order you got against me.
Amanda: Look you really get scary sometimes and I thought we were trying to be friends. You know I’m engaged to Sarah and I told you she’s my soulmate. And when she gets back from Rome in month were getting married. So either get over it or leave.
Bridget:I brought you a little treat for old times sake your favorite cheesecake.
Amanda: I shouldn't I’ve been trying to lose 5 pounds. But I do love the little chocolate mini hearts covering the entire cheesecake.
Bridget: One bite... For me?
Amanda: FIne. OH MY GOD SO GOOD!
Bridget: Wow Amanda you finished the entire cheesecake.
Amanda: It was so good!
Bridget: I know, wait about ten minutes and it gets even better.
Amanda: Bridget what did you do?
Bridget: You’ll find out soon enough.
Amanda: Bridget why can’t i move? My legs are numb and my arms. What the fuck did you put in me? Psycho!
Bridget:Now that your finally listening Puky. I love you s much it hurts. And if i can’t have you no one will. Does that sound fair? Wow you didn’t even disagree with me. So were going to be here together for awhile and don’t worry I’ve brought plenty of your medication a month’s supply. Love you Puky

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